50th

50th wedding anniversary of Florentino C. Ferrer and Leticia C. Ferrer the groom and bride with grandchildren allen is with her mom and aaron is busy nudging lolo with his feet

AFTER and BEFORE

aaron michael AFTER and BEFORE the virus he is on convalescence (fast one at that!) now thanks to meds, mom, dad, ate and wawa he's back to his old tricks with new ones too!

first day funk

first day funk

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i was browsing through my mail when i came upon this joke. share ko lang tawang tawa kasi ako... A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?" Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats... "Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir, I had alreydi shit in my pants!"

allen's first certificate this is what makes parents proud! just a glimpse of more certificates and awards to come...

bona fide student

- 2nd year high school -

dyok taym!

ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY 01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan 02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol 03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis 05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus 07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas 08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan? 09) Tissue - Ikaw nga! 10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa 11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa 12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo 13) Deduct - Ang pato 14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?) 15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?) 16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking) 17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6 18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna 19) Persuading - Unang Kasal 20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING 22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING 23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod 24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11) 25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION) 26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian 27) Profit - Patunayan mo 28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet 29) Backlog - bacon saka egg 30) Beehive - magpakatino ka 31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto 32) Debug - ang ipis 33) Defrag - ang palaka 34) Defense - ang bakod 35) Defer - ang balahibo 36) Deflate - ang plato 37) Detest - ang eksamin 38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V 39) Devote - ang boto 40) Dilemma - brownout!, a! 41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane 42) Forums - apat na kwarto 43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba? 44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F 45) Thesis - ito ay...