Tuesday, August 28, 2007

potongtong and the laundry basket

potongtong



a celebration of life
baby's grille
s.i.b.

araw ng wika


august 4, 2007
araw ng wika
goldenville montessori
san ildefonso, bulacan

pic set for ID

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bayle ni allen 2

bayle ni allen

junior casa intermission dance

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

p o e m s

WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

trolley



puregold baliuag trolley
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

BABY BOY DEL BARRIO




Perpetual Succor Hospital & Maternity, Inc
Name: Boy del Barrio
Date: March 20, 2007
Time: 3:48 pm
Weight: 6.8 lbs
Height: 48 cm
Doctor: LTM/Bernas
Delivery: C/S
A.S.: 8, 9
G 2 P 2

Thursday, March 08, 2007

2nd Day of Trial Period

i'm on my second day of the said "trial period" for this medical transcription company. i've been given the same doctor (rodriguez, md) to work on for the second straight day (psych reports). the dictator is an ESL doctor. takes me hours to finish one report. tsk tsk tsk....that's bad! i'm on my 8th hour - just finished with one report and about to begin with another one...3 more files to go...good luck to me...

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

A Medical Transcriptionist’s Prayer

Dear Lord,

Bless the work of my hands and may it glorify You.

In all that I do, help me to remember that a patient's life may depend on the quality of my work.

Keep me alert to discrepancies and inconsistencies, and help me to concentrate on my work.

Give me compassion, Lord, and never let me see the report I'm typing as a case or a number.

But let me remember the patient - a living human being who may be experiencing pain, fear, and uncertainty.

May the patient feel Your healing touch and be comforted by Your Spirit instead.

Bless the doctor, as well, and may he be filled with Your Wisdom and Your Compassion as he cares for his patients.

And let me remember tolerance for the physician whose dictation slips may be due to fatigue or some great concern of which I'm not aware.

Let me remember that he is human, too, and deserves the same amount of patience I would like shown to me.

Finally, let me always remember that You are the Great Healer, the Source of all Comfort and Joy.

May I acknowledge You in all I do and reflect Your Love to all whom I meet.

Amen.

By Ellen Drake

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

bombo radyo naga

got this from my email. para sa mga bicolano...

Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is your friend, amigo, and kababayan, Mr. ORBEL S. CEPEDA, Station Manager of Bombo Radyo Naga. I would to like inform you that BOMBO RADYO NAGA can now be heard broadcasting live from Naga City, Philippines. In your toolbar, just type www.bomboradyo.com then double click BOMBO NAGA, presto! you can now listen to the hottest local news of the day and all other big news in the Philippines.

To all of you, please pass this on to our Bikolano kababayans so that you will be able to help them ease the pain of homesickness. So that at least, through Bombo Radyo Naga, we will be able to greet them and feel the presence of their home place and their families.

You can send in also your greetings through this e mail address i have, THEN FOR SURE, you will hear the greetings you've sent us thereby sending it to the rightful recipient.

Thank you.

Mr. ORBEL S. CEPEDA (quezo4me@yahoo.com)

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

fatima/sm north edsa

lumuwas ako last friday para pumunta as fatima. kukuha sana ng scholastic records kasi kelangan para maka "graduate"...same old fatima...ang arte sa accounting, hingi sana ako ng list ng "utang" namin ni let, ayaw ba naman! mag pa clearance daw muna. lipat naman ako sa registrar's hihingi sana ng clearance form...gawa daw muna ako ng letter ki olazo...pinakita ko ung dating letter namin...konting hanap dun sa records tapos ala na daw ung records kasi 2004 pa...binigyan ako ng number tapos follow up ko next week at i-pupull out pa daw yung records muna...tapos saka pa lang pwede mag pa-clearance...hay fatima... dami na nga pala bago dun...puro nursing students na ang pakalat-kalat...halos wala ng med...tapos may pizza hut na sa petron...ung savory sa kanto wala na din...chowking na ata yun...ung katabi ng med bldg internet cafe na...ang dami ng kainan dito sa sa street sa tabi nung building...puro nars mga kumakain... sakay ulit ako bus para punta sa sm...may bago din sa sm...sarado na ung buong annex! ask ko ung equitable kung bakit ayaw ng online transfer ung account ko...ang labo!...dapat daw i-apply pa yun...sabi sa akin dati basta after 3 months pd na tapos ngaun kelangan pa i-apply...ang gulo!...naka cash deposit daw lock yung account tapos need ng mga bills na nasa name ko para matanggal ung "lock"...tsk tsk!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

prayer of young man to a young woman

i found this prayer in our prayer book in the seminary. i memorized the lines and up to know i still say this prayer every night before going to sleep, not for a young woman though but for my wife (with minor deletions and additions to it)... "lord, let my love be beautiful, let her laugh and dress attractively, let her be cheerful without pretensions that she should bring grace and purity in our lives. let her be simple and motherly to me. without deception and affectedness, let nothing evil slip into out friendship, that she may be a source of virtue and not of a sin."

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

sekyu

i just want share this hilarious text message i read from another person's cellphone... AIR FORCE: "No Guts, No Glory" MARINES: "No Retreat, No Surrender" ARMY: "No Pain, No Gain' Naks! Ayaw Patalo ng: SECURITY GUARDS: "No ID, No Entry!"

Sunday, February 11, 2007

paparazzi - sarong rebyu

kawat na na-DL ko last week hali sa reflexive.com. ugwa akong pang-crack (reflexive dropzone) kaya full version ang nakakawat ko... maray man..ang style kang kawat garo idtong sa mystery case files. reporter ka tapos tatawan ka kang editor mo ning mga assignments. kada sarong assignment may 3 segments: 1. mahanap ka ning mga nakatagong clues tapos riritratuhon mo (kaya ngani paparazzi!). 2. spot the difference. 3. riritratohon mo si celeb. may oras para sa #1 saka #2. pag dae mo nahanap gabos na clues sa #1 sa pigtaong oras, maulit ka. sa #2, pag dae mo nahanap si pagkakaiba, mayo lang! malipat ka lang sa sunod na segment. pwede ka mag hint sa #1 kaya lang mahal ang hint tapos pamahal ning pamahal habang naghahaloy. bale 10 assignments gabos (natapos na ni agom ni, kaya lang nag daya! lol!). rebyu: **** (apat na bituon)

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tagalized English Films

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba 2. Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay 3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy... Aminin! 4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig 5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Million Pisong Sanggol (It Depends on the Exchange Rate of the Country) 6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair 7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok 8. Snakes on the Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere 9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses 10. Sum of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat 11. Swordfish

- Talakitok 12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo 13. Robinhood, Men in Tights - Si Robinhood At Ang Mga Felix Bakat 14. 4 Weddings & a Funeral - Kahit 4 Na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin 15. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat 16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu 17. Click - Isang Pindot Ka Lang 18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala

19. The Day of the Dead - Araw ng mga Patay 20. Waterworld - Basang-basa 21. There's Something About Mary - May Kwan Sa Ano ni Maria

22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip

23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan

24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil

25. The Grudge - Lintik Lang ang Walang Ganti

26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena

27. Annie Hall - Ang Butas Ni Annie

28. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi

29. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 round, Tulog

30. The Fast and the Furious - Ang bitin, Galit

31. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit

32. Dude, Where's My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?

33. Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya

34. The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero

"from lyndot"

Sunday, January 14, 2007