Wednesday, February 28, 2007

bombo radyo naga

got this from my email. para sa mga bicolano...

Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is your friend, amigo, and kababayan, Mr. ORBEL S. CEPEDA, Station Manager of Bombo Radyo Naga. I would to like inform you that BOMBO RADYO NAGA can now be heard broadcasting live from Naga City, Philippines. In your toolbar, just type www.bomboradyo.com then double click BOMBO NAGA, presto! you can now listen to the hottest local news of the day and all other big news in the Philippines.

To all of you, please pass this on to our Bikolano kababayans so that you will be able to help them ease the pain of homesickness. So that at least, through Bombo Radyo Naga, we will be able to greet them and feel the presence of their home place and their families.

You can send in also your greetings through this e mail address i have, THEN FOR SURE, you will hear the greetings you've sent us thereby sending it to the rightful recipient.

Thank you.

Mr. ORBEL S. CEPEDA (quezo4me@yahoo.com)

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

fatima/sm north edsa

lumuwas ako last friday para pumunta as fatima. kukuha sana ng scholastic records kasi kelangan para maka "graduate"...same old fatima...ang arte sa accounting, hingi sana ako ng list ng "utang" namin ni let, ayaw ba naman! mag pa clearance daw muna. lipat naman ako sa registrar's hihingi sana ng clearance form...gawa daw muna ako ng letter ki olazo...pinakita ko ung dating letter namin...konting hanap dun sa records tapos ala na daw ung records kasi 2004 pa...binigyan ako ng number tapos follow up ko next week at i-pupull out pa daw yung records muna...tapos saka pa lang pwede mag pa-clearance...hay fatima... dami na nga pala bago dun...puro nursing students na ang pakalat-kalat...halos wala ng med...tapos may pizza hut na sa petron...ung savory sa kanto wala na din...chowking na ata yun...ung katabi ng med bldg internet cafe na...ang dami ng kainan dito sa sa street sa tabi nung building...puro nars mga kumakain... sakay ulit ako bus para punta sa sm...may bago din sa sm...sarado na ung buong annex! ask ko ung equitable kung bakit ayaw ng online transfer ung account ko...ang labo!...dapat daw i-apply pa yun...sabi sa akin dati basta after 3 months pd na tapos ngaun kelangan pa i-apply...ang gulo!...naka cash deposit daw lock yung account tapos need ng mga bills na nasa name ko para matanggal ung "lock"...tsk tsk!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

prayer of young man to a young woman

i found this prayer in our prayer book in the seminary. i memorized the lines and up to know i still say this prayer every night before going to sleep, not for a young woman though but for my wife (with minor deletions and additions to it)... "lord, let my love be beautiful, let her laugh and dress attractively, let her be cheerful without pretensions that she should bring grace and purity in our lives. let her be simple and motherly to me. without deception and affectedness, let nothing evil slip into out friendship, that she may be a source of virtue and not of a sin."

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

sekyu

i just want share this hilarious text message i read from another person's cellphone... AIR FORCE: "No Guts, No Glory" MARINES: "No Retreat, No Surrender" ARMY: "No Pain, No Gain' Naks! Ayaw Patalo ng: SECURITY GUARDS: "No ID, No Entry!"

Sunday, February 11, 2007

paparazzi - sarong rebyu

kawat na na-DL ko last week hali sa reflexive.com. ugwa akong pang-crack (reflexive dropzone) kaya full version ang nakakawat ko... maray man..ang style kang kawat garo idtong sa mystery case files. reporter ka tapos tatawan ka kang editor mo ning mga assignments. kada sarong assignment may 3 segments: 1. mahanap ka ning mga nakatagong clues tapos riritratuhon mo (kaya ngani paparazzi!). 2. spot the difference. 3. riritratohon mo si celeb. may oras para sa #1 saka #2. pag dae mo nahanap gabos na clues sa #1 sa pigtaong oras, maulit ka. sa #2, pag dae mo nahanap si pagkakaiba, mayo lang! malipat ka lang sa sunod na segment. pwede ka mag hint sa #1 kaya lang mahal ang hint tapos pamahal ning pamahal habang naghahaloy. bale 10 assignments gabos (natapos na ni agom ni, kaya lang nag daya! lol!). rebyu: **** (apat na bituon)

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tagalized English Films

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba 2. Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay 3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy... Aminin! 4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig 5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Million Pisong Sanggol (It Depends on the Exchange Rate of the Country) 6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair 7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok 8. Snakes on the Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere 9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses 10. Sum of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat 11. Swordfish

- Talakitok 12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo 13. Robinhood, Men in Tights - Si Robinhood At Ang Mga Felix Bakat 14. 4 Weddings & a Funeral - Kahit 4 Na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin 15. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat 16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu 17. Click - Isang Pindot Ka Lang 18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala

19. The Day of the Dead - Araw ng mga Patay 20. Waterworld - Basang-basa 21. There's Something About Mary - May Kwan Sa Ano ni Maria

22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip

23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan

24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil

25. The Grudge - Lintik Lang ang Walang Ganti

26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena

27. Annie Hall - Ang Butas Ni Annie

28. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi

29. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 round, Tulog

30. The Fast and the Furious - Ang bitin, Galit

31. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit

32. Dude, Where's My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?

33. Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya

34. The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero

"from lyndot"

Sunday, January 14, 2007

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!"

Thursday, September 07, 2006

pogi!!

school bound

with newly bought Barbie sunglasses

Friday, September 01, 2006