15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than a woman…

1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer. 2. When you got to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer. 3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath. 4. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. 5. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head. 6. Hangovers go away. 7. When you’re finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 9. A beer always goes down easy. 10. You can share a beer with your friends. 11. Beer is always wet. 12. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer. 13. A frigid beer is a good beer. 14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. 15. You can enjoy beer all month long.