Thursday, September 07, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
Monday, August 28, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than a woman…
1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer. 2. When you got to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer. 3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath. 4. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. 5. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head. 6. Hangovers go away. 7. When you’re finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 9. A beer always goes down easy. 10. You can share a beer with your friends. 11. Beer is always wet. 12. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer. 13. A frigid beer is a good beer. 14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. 15. You can enjoy beer all month long.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
Nestle baby Cereal (formerly known as Cerelac)
"In 1866, one out of five babies in Switzerland suffered from malnutrition. A chemist by the name of Henri Nestle gave these infants a better chance of surviving when he made a revolutionary baby food -- the world's first infant cereal."
June 9, 2006
one day after turning 6 months old, aaron had his first taste of food
ito din ang simula ng pakikipagbuno sa kutsara at kamay ni mommy
Thursday, June 29, 2006
50th
AFTER and BEFORE
aaron michael AFTER and BEFORE the virus
he is on convalescence (fast one at that!) now
thanks to meds, mom, dad, ate and wawa
he's back to his old tricks with new ones too!
Monday, June 12, 2006
dyok taym ulit
i was browsing through my mail when i came upon this joke. share ko lang tawang tawa kasi ako...
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified --
an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked
Thursday, June 01, 2006
dyok taym!
ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY 01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan 02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol 03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis 05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus 07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas 08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan? 09) Tissue - Ikaw nga! 10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa 11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa 12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo 13) Deduct - Ang pato 14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?) 15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?) 16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking) 17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6 18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna 19) Persuading - Unang Kasal 20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING 22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING 23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod 24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11) 25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION) 26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian 27) Profit - Patunayan mo 28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet 29) Backlog - bacon saka egg 30) Beehive - magpakatino ka 31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto 32) Debug - ang ipis 33) Defrag - ang palaka 34) Defense - ang bakod 35) Defer - ang balahibo 36) Deflate - ang plato 37) Detest - ang eksamin 38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V 39) Devote - ang boto 40) Dilemma - brownout!, a! 41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane 42) Forums - apat na kwarto 43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba? 44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F 45) Thesis - ito ay...









































