First Periodical

First in Class

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!"

pogi!!

school bound

with newly bought Barbie sunglasses

ginantsilyo ni wawa

suck - thumb

03 - 28 - 2006

allen's 3rd bday

aaron's art

gone are the days of conventional way of holding feeding bottles

araw ng wika

araw ng wika

15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than a woman…

1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer. 2. When you got to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer. 3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath. 4. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. 5. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head. 6. Hangovers go away. 7. When you’re finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 9. A beer always goes down easy. 10. You can share a beer with your friends. 11. Beer is always wet. 12. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer. 13. A frigid beer is a good beer. 14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. 15. You can enjoy beer all month long.

shapes

STAR means "very good"

BALL means "well behaved"

get together part 2

blurred ang ibang pix forgot to bring digital cam used my N7600 instead

get together

get together sa max's makati with jeehan and trisha july 28, 2006

Nestle baby Cereal (formerly known as Cerelac)

"In 1866, one out of five babies in Switzerland suffered from malnutrition. A chemist by the name of Henri Nestle gave these infants a better chance of surviving when he made a revolutionary baby food -- the world's first infant cereal." June 9, 2006 one day after turning 6 months old, aaron had his first taste of food ito din ang simula ng pakikipagbuno sa kutsara at kamay ni mommy

asleep

me, allen and aaron at our best positions with let behind the camera

CRUZ - FERRER

CRUZ - FERRER 50TH wedding anniversary

50th

50th wedding anniversary of Florentino C. Ferrer and Leticia C. Ferrer the groom and bride with grandchildren allen is with her mom and aaron is busy nudging lolo with his feet

AFTER and BEFORE

aaron michael AFTER and BEFORE the virus he is on convalescence (fast one at that!) now thanks to meds, mom, dad, ate and wawa he's back to his old tricks with new ones too!

first day funk

first day funk

dyok taym ulit

i was browsing through my mail when i came upon this joke. share ko lang tawang tawa kasi ako... A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?" Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats... "Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir, I had alreydi shit in my pants!"